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12.06.2025 01:37

Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
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Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
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No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
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They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
—
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids