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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Your Gmail Inbox Is Running Slow. Do These Things to Fix It - WIRED

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

A hidden 'super-Earth' exoplanet is dipping in and out of its habitable zone - Space

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Top Federal Reserve official promises major overhaul of US bank regulation - Financial Times

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Where should Jac Caglianone hit in the Royals order? - Royals Review

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

ILL Is A Survival Horror Game Made By People Who Worked On Longlegs, IT, V/H/S/Beyond, And More - Game Informer

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Several people killed in school shooting in Austria's second biggest city, police say - NBC News

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

No way

Adults with ADHD face long-term social and economic challenges, study finds — even with medication - PsyPost

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Magnetic fields appear to be as old as the universe itself. What created them? - Space

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

So they tried

Over-the-counter supplement could prevent heart disease in type 2 diabetes patients - Medical Xpress

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Has Great Britain ever been considered a "hyper-power" like the United States or Russia are currently considered? If not, why?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

China consumer prices slump again, deepening deflation worries as demand stays weak - CNBC