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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Your Gmail Inbox Is Running Slow. Do These Things to Fix It - WIRED
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
A hidden 'super-Earth' exoplanet is dipping in and out of its habitable zone - Space
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Top Federal Reserve official promises major overhaul of US bank regulation - Financial Times
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Where should Jac Caglianone hit in the Royals order? - Royals Review
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Several people killed in school shooting in Austria's second biggest city, police say - NBC News
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Magnetic fields appear to be as old as the universe itself. What created them? - Space
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
So they tried
Over-the-counter supplement could prevent heart disease in type 2 diabetes patients - Medical Xpress
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
China consumer prices slump again, deepening deflation worries as demand stays weak - CNBC