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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

I am still studying engineering. I feel worried being an average student. Can I get a good job in placement, buy a house, and a car? I don't know why I feel this.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

No. 2 Coco Gauff faces No. 1 Aryna Sabalenka in French Open women’s final - NBC Sports

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Were Dalits prohibited from drinking water from wells in ancient times? Is there any evidence to support this claim?

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Killer Inn is Square Enix’s new ‘murder mystery action’ game - The Verge

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How To Retrain Your Brain In Less Time Than It Takes To Brush Your Teeth, According To A Healing Expert - YourTango

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

The Upsetting Truth About What Wildfire Smoke Does to Your Body - Gizmodo

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

The most EV-friendly country in the world is still loyal to Tesla, as Model Y sales surge in May - Fortune

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

U.S. FDA Approves Merck’s ENFLONSIA™ (clesrovimab-cfor) for Prevention of Respiratory Syncytial Virus (RSV) Lower Respiratory Tract Disease in Infants Born During or Entering Their First RSV Season - Merck.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Why do I feel so down and not happy anymore? I also feel really tired and non-motivated. Is that normal for someone to feel that way?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are some other ways to respond to someone saying "thank you" besides "de rien" or "vous êtes bienvenue"?

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids